My love for your blog is almost as passionate as my feelings towards Samuel my Sweet Ginger Haired Lord
Another disciple has reached the holy land. Praise be to Sam Hales.
Also, it is a well-known fact that His Godliness regards his hair colour as Bavarian Pumpkin, or, in the lights of the stage, Tuscan Sunset. It would serve you well to earn his favour by memorising those terms.